Bold as Brass

Autumn cruising and feeling confident…

On a bright late October day we decided to set out with Hoogtij once more to hone our new found confidence on our Norfolk rivers. We chose our moment with the tide, to turn on a bow line from our home mooring, just as we had done previously. Only this time, Oh my, what a fail! Hoogtij started a beautiful turn, all going well, until I realised my stupid mistake! As I allowed the rope to slip off the post to be retrieved, I saw that I had left a knot at the end! I watched helplessly as the knot caught against the post and Hoogtij was tethered, turning further round and heading for a slow side on collision with a gorgeous wooden Norfolk yacht! All I could do was shout for help! As fortune would have it, a young man was on the afore-mentioned yacht. He poked his head out, calmly ascertained the situation, leapt onto the pontoon and loosed the rope! Phew! He then proceeded to push us away from his shiny boat as we came within a foot of it, and then we were free and Phil slowly eased Hoogtij’s backside away! I will never do that again!

As the rivers were quieter this time of year, we were confident we could reach new places we hadn’t explored before. With that in mind we headed for Cantley, not the beast of a belching factory but the pub The Reedcutters Arms for lunch. It seemed we had the Waveney and the Yare to ourselves, rarely spotting another boat. The reeds had all changed colour to a light autumn brown. All was quiet, only our engine to disturb nature’s peace as we ploughed through the water. Usually on these adventures we stop at Berney mill allowing time for the tide to change, but not this time. We just kept going with the tide behind us, heading through Reedham and its bridge. The tide was increasing our speed, at once point to 7.3 knots, quite a dash! As we passed Polkey mill, I rang ahead to the bridge to check the clearance – it was 3.25m and tide still coming in. It was going to be tight so just around the corner we requested it to be opened for us. Luckily it already was and we had 20 mins before it was due to be closed again for a train. Another hour and we came to Cantley, the whole mooring empty! We went past and then turned into the tide and moored up at the furthest point from the pub.

Plenty of space at Cantley!

We had heard that the Reedcutters Arms had a formidable selection of ciders, and it was true! It seems to be near impossible to find anything but the ubiquitous Aspalls in Norfolk, so this made a refreshing change. This was one of those friendly pubs that clearly hasn’t changed for a good few decades. After lunch we set off for our final destination, Brammerton Common. The sky became menacing, dark and rain began to pummel the steel roof. We only have windscreen wipers on two wheelhouse windows, there are five windows! The central window that we mainly use to keep on eye on our progress, we opened to be able to see where we were going!

Light and dark before Brammerton Common

Brammerton Common moorings was mostly void of boats, so Hoogtij sidled into a generous space for the night. Is it some sort of irony that whenever we are focused on mooring up and I am concentrating on my rope technique and securing Hoogtij, a passerby has to stop and start a conversation? We had left Cantley promptly after lunch as we were conscious of the short day before darkness. Zeeshan hopped out to explore, having not had much opportunity at Cantley, the long wet grass soon made one soggy moggy, but the rain had stopped for our arrival so we felt quite happy with the days cruise.

Our little ship berthed for the night

Before it was light the next morning, I was letting Zeeshan out for his morning ablutions when I noticed some unusual wildlife on the river. There were women in swimming costumes with bright orange floats dipping into the water! One was being harassed by a hungry swan who was preventing her from entering the water. Almost November, I shuddered at the thought of that cold dark water!

Morning light at Brammerton Common

At 10am we turned on the mooring to head back to base for the night. We looked for somewhere new to pause for lunch, the day was bright and we needed the tide to change before arriving at St Olaves. At midday we came to Hardley Mill with its floating pontoon. The mill is beautifully restored, we had noticed it on a previous occasion. The plastic pontoon with its tiny metal cleats was not such a draw but we were confident we could handle a challenge! There was a boat moored up so we had to be on top of our game here as the space was not big. Phil brought Hoogtij alongside slowly but when I had my chance to throw a rope I just couldn’t seem to catch this tiny cleat. I shook my head at the captain to say I hadn’t hooked it. We were closing in on the boat in front, I tried again, it was a tenuous catch but I managed to make it hold while I secured another rope and hopping off I could force our chunky rope to sit better over the cleats. We made it, that was a relief and quite a challenge! The boat in front magically disappeared as boats often seem to do when they see a big boat like us bearing down on them.

Zeeshan stepping out!

From the pontoon there is a good walkway up to the bank and beyond is a pleasant picnic area overlooked by the mill. There are footpaths along the bank surrounding quiet farmland. It would be a great secluded spot for another night.

Cat and Windmill

We stayed an hour before casting off for the final leg of the journey. It was just as tricky getting the ropes off those tiny horrid cleats and the wind was gusting sharply in such a way as to hold us onto the mooring. We got going and I took the helm for a while. We were feeling so relaxed now, so confident in our abilities, understanding how we worked as a team and how Hoogtij reacted in different situations. This next photo really showed how far we had come in just a few adventures….

Captain Phil relaxing…

We passed the Reedham ferry, timing our crossing with its stop on one side of the river. I rang the bridge ahead to find it was just opening – good timing! Smoothly and in no time we reached Breydon water, turned sharply into the Waverney and almost there! To our surprise, Zeeshan emerged from under the sofa and sat in the wheelhouse with us. He had not been so relaxed since the journey from Essex when he was traumatised by a violent bow wave. Since then he always hid under the sofa when the engine purred into action. Phil did a perfect approach to our mooring, I casually threw my ropes and eased the old girl into our usual position – measured by a coiled rope we call a mat. Sadly a short adventure, mainly due to our lack of solar power and need for more electric at this time of year. Zeeshan leapt off to go explore his usual haunts and we plugged back into shore power and put the kettle on… Short but sweet and bold as brass!

Water Gypsies on the Go

Our 5 day adventure on the Norfolk Broads…

Day 1

Engine purring, Cat in (not purring!), gloves ready, radio headset on, stern camera on, Navionics on, log book out… we are ready for a new adventure!

This time taking Hoogtij out, we have a pretty and delicate looking Norfolk Broads cruiser behind us. This means we can’t spin Hoogtij out from the stern as she would crash into it, and we don’t want that! So, we prepared to turn the old girl on the bow using the incoming tide to gently float her around once we released the stern lines. This time, we feel more confident, I didn’t spend the night awake dreaming up every bad thing that could happen. The turn worked perfectly and with the final line released we are facing the right way to go up the river once more! I was literally doing star jumps with joy and waved frantically at all the neighbours watching us pass. What a thrill, some people dive, some climb, some fly, us, we’re excited taking our 1936 ship out on the Norfolk Broads exploring!

Reedham bridge (few inches to spare)

It is mid September and a beautiful sunny week ahead that we have chosen for an autumn adventure. The sun is shining on the water as we cruise through familiar territory towards Breydon water and the Yare. We stop at Berney Arms mill for lunch on deck. It is peaceful, you can see for miles around, the horizon punctuated by old water mills. Feeling relaxed, we set off once more past Reedham and under the bridge with a foot to spare. This twangs the radio ariel but we’re getting used to that. Our first night is spent at Reedham Ferry inn as before, but on this trip we shall go beyond the ferry into rivers unknown! Nobody else is on the mooring, so we have it all to ourselves until a small yacht joins us and two men appear intent on finding a pub open, as the Ferry Inn wasn’t.

Reedham ferry inn moorings

Day 2

The next morning we looked out to find a thick mist rising from the water before the sun rose. We had decided to inflate our kayak to go and explore the River Chet, a very narrow river just beyond Reedham leading to Loddon. There was a surprising amount of hire craft heading that way, but Loddon is very popular. It was calm and picturesque all the way into Loddon. We turned the kayak around, hmm not enough time to get out and enjoy a pint or lunch, we were on a schedule with the tide! We were moving on with Hoogtij for the next leg of the journey. We rowed back, tired and aching, around high water to discover that the mooring was completely flooded! We hoisted the kayak over the mooring to float on the other side! After getting that packed away, it was time to get the engine going again!

We always wondered why it was always a bit boggy here!

The chain ferry was ahead of us, you had to choose your moment carefully to get across whilst it was docked on either side. People were kayaking past us slowly, so we had to wait for the right moment to untie all the ropes… then we were off, going further than we had been before! We were hoping to stop at the Belchamp Arms, a pub in the middle of nowhere before reaching Brundall. We wanted to meet up with the owner of an old steel tug there. Passed by the monstrous and infamous Cantley sugar factory ever puffing white smoke into the sky. The Belchamp Arms wasn’t meant to be, the moorings were all full up and oddly shaped so not ideal. Onward we go! The next possible mooring was Coldham hall but that was full also, We went through Brundall with all it’s many boatyards and marinas, not our scene but interesting. Where were we going to stop? Starting to feel tired and the afternoon moving on we finally rounded a tree lined curve in the river to see Postwick mooring on the right with a small space on the end. On the left was the Ferry House pub with a big mooring out front free. Captain Phil, said it was my call, port or starboard? The big pub space was tempting but I didn’t fancy all the gongozling as people sat staring from a few feet away, pint in hand saying “ooo she shouldn’t have done that!” and also there seemed to be a reserved sign out (which reading later was out of date). The space to starboard on Postwick looked wild and natural, ideal for Zee, but oh so small on the end! I chose this one! So Phil snuck our big lady in behind a cruiser with her bum sticking out but hey ho, it would do!

The water is so still and clear here

To celebrate, Phil rang the pub and booked a table for dinner. We got the kayak back out and when the time came, rowed across to the pub! The sun shone and we admired Hoogtij from a distance. We got chatting to a few other drinkers also in kayaks, to hear how impressed they were with my rope throwing, blush. We had been gongozled! We also met the couple from the cruiser in front who had kayaked across too. Dinner was simple pub fare, from a pub that clearly hadn’t changed for 50 years. We asked the man serving about the ferry that the pub was named after. He took a seat and explained that there were two stories depending on who you believed… It was a warm and friendly place, we would definitely come back again. Along with our neighbours for the night we all got into our kayaks after a jovial evening imbibing Old Rosie cider to row into the darkness aiming for our boats and avoiding some late night fisherman who had turned up.

Old rosie! 🙂

Day 3

Early the next morning Zeeshan insisted on going for a walk, so off we went, cat on lead and sleepy woman in dressing gown down the towpath. There was mist on the water and as it lifted, colour filled the sky, to make a stunning scene.

Misty morn

It was such a lovely setting and we didn’t fancy another round of “find the mooring!” we decided to bend the rules and stay longer than our allotted 24 hours there. This pleased zeeshan as he’d found good hunting grounds in the long grass to the side and chalked up two voles and a shrew to his list of unfortunate norfolk rodents! That morning we cycled into Brundall on a mission to find coals for a BBQ later and set off once more in the kayak to explore Surlingham Broad.

Surlingham Broad

Hoogtij has too deep a draft to enter the actual broads which come off the rivers. These are all shallow wide expanses surrounded by trees, hidden water oasis’s where boats that can, mud weight overnight or just go to fish. On the Broad, we stopped to watch Grebes and take in the beauty of the place. On returning through the channel back to the main river, we noticed a very narrow entrance, made for a kayak that led into the unknown. We had to go and explore! Trees and branches overhanging the water made a tight tunnel to get through, quite a challenge to navigate with a long kayak and 2 pairs of oars.

Fun and games in the kayak

The water way took us through winding untouched wilderness and where it opened out a little we came upon a couple in a rowing boat. We all paused to chat, we learnt of their history in coming to Norfolk and how they loved this truly hidden wild place, the unspoilt nature and wildlife. Having gone as far as we could, it was time to retrace our watery path and get back to Hoogtij. The sun was high in the sky, surrounded by clear blue. Time for a BBQ on deck. It felt so relaxing to pause for this extra day and take in our new surroundings. That was until zeeshan our ships cat decided to go for a swim after trying to walk backwards along our rubbing strake! he spent the rest of the day drying out inside…..

Postwick broads authority moorings

Day 4

The next morning it was time to get on and get moving again! We left at 8.50am, the wind was holding us in slightly to the mooring so we discovered a new trick, the manual bowthruster! Phil used his legs to push the old girl out at the bow. Worked a treat! Our mooring neighbours had recommended we head for Brammerton Common where the river was still wide and the moorings generous. It was gorgeous scenery as we came upon the common itself around a bend.

Greylag geese

The moorings run the length of an open grassy common bordered by a high wall of bracken and trees. Fortunately a large space was waiting for us past a little cruiser. Every time you see a mooring from a distance, you think it’s too small until you’re into it and realise you could have moored double your length in it! Phil tried a ferry glide in but there was almost no tide on this part of the river so it was a very slow process. Off we jumped for a walk about.

Hoogtij on the common

We weren’t going to stay long as we wanted to start the return journey and spend the night elsewhere on route. A lovely place, we promised ourselves a longer visit next time. Engine back on, we attempted to turn on a stern spring, but the wind was against the bow and she refused to turn, so we went ahead and planned a turn further up river. Just passed the pub there we found a wide space on a bend to turn. Hoogtij pirouetted gracefully around, we warned a couple of oncoming cruisers with a few beeps of our horn.

Our little ship

Phil wanted to try stopping at Cantley where a rustic pub the Reedcutter’s Arms was known to serve a menu of real ciders (a rarity). We were too late setting off, it was 12.30 when we arrived at Cantley, way past optimum mooring time for a big boat like Hoogtij. It was completely full, a group of yachts and crusiers filled the space. Onward we went at an extra slow pace to allow lunching boats further on to get moving again and make way for us. On our right we came upon Hardley Cross and a quiet new mooring just before the entrance to the Chet. There was a gap between boats, could we squeeze in? I stood on the bow and as we neared, a man from a Dutch Cruiser Bacchus that was moored there, shouted that he would move up for us, making more room. What a gent! A broads cruiser at the other end of the space was also making ready to leave, so we felt even more relief especially as the wind was blowing up with gusts of 17mph making the approach more difficult. We made it, tied up, Zee jumped out of the door and we all surveyed this new place.

Come on mum, keep up!

It was a lovely spot, all you could hear were the reeds rustling in the wind. From the path above the mooring, the scene was of quiet fields, you could see for miles right back to Cantley and Loddon in the distance. The stone Hardley Cross is the marker for the boundary between Norwich and Great Yarmouth and stands at the corner of this river and the Chet. We met a couple of happy London brothers in a hire craft fishing with excitement. Theirs was the only boat to share the mooring for the night. As the sun set, we walked Zee on the path, or he walked us, demonstrating how to hunt. We saw so many deer on the fields, we lost count of them. It was a very exposed place but quiet and wild with reeds and open sky.

Sunset through the reeds

Day 5

Just as we prepared to leave on our last day of cruising, about to untie the ropes, we heard the distinct sound of a bow thruster at our rear. There was Hewland, the only other barge craft we had seen also cruising these rivers. We had been curious to know more about this barge and its owner and there he was squeezing into the tightest spot imaginable with only a foot to spare at either end! A small cruiser behind seemed to get scared and left quickly as this huge vessel edged its way nearer. Jon the skipper clearly knew what he was doing, however he did admit that he hadn’t realised how small a space it was he was getting into! A single hander, we watched in awe at his technique and with a single rope to hold it. He had also been curious about us, that’s why he stopped – to say hello. An experienced traveller, Hewland had been all over the U.K, continuous cruising, and now exploring the Norfolk Broads! Our one fellow big boat exploring the rivers. After sharing barge curiosities, we finally set off again.

Hewland and Hoogtij checking each other out

It looked to be tight under Reedham bridge with the tide as it was. It was going to be an air draft of 3.25m and we needed at least 3m. Phil got me to remove the chimney hat, just in case. In the event the bridge was open anyway! Once through Reedham, we needed to stop for lunch to wait for the tide to change in our favour, going out, so that we could easily moor back at our St Olaves base. We stopped at Polkey mill. Nobody else was there so we glided in as we pleased. We had lunch on deck, and it was so nice Phil started sunbathing, while Zee bounced about in the long grass after grasshoppers. It was very quiet on the river, hardly any hire boats in these remote parts of the river bordered with fields and overlooked by old mills.

Where’s them mice?

The final stretch of our journey beckoned in the afternoon. We left the Yare and turned sharply at Breydon water into our familiar Waverney. We begin to feel we know these rivers and their characters for navigating. We know Hoogtij better too, and how different she acts on these rivers. The final trepidation in our stomachs was to make the perfect mooring manoeuvre tightly in front of the pretty wooden Broads cruiser we were sharing the pontoon with when we left. Every destination seems to hide around a corner of the ever bending Waverney, so it is with St Olaves. We waited with slight tension as Hoogtij eased her way around the final bend in the river to reveal our pontoon waiting. The tide was not running out yet as we had hoped, so would there be enough power in the tide to stop Hoogtij? As we looked beyond a yacht that blocked a clear view of our base, I jumped up and down with glee!

At the helm

There was nothing on our pontoon! No delicate wooden cruiser to avoid! A lucky escape this time….Seeing us approaching, two of our neighbourly boatyard workers came to take ropes if we needed them to. A gesture I welcomed as a novice… but now, I was more like ‘Don’t mess with my ropes, I know exactly what I’m doing !’ Just in my head of course.

Back at base, after a wonderful adventure as a water gypsy!

2 Days as Pirates!

Out and about on the Norfolk Broads

So off we went cruising up the Waverney towards Breydon water. There was a feeling of freedom and calm as we passed the swishing reeds and felt the quiet. We can do this, we want this freedom to take our floating home to new places, to explore and pretend we are pirates of the Broads!

Berney Arms Mill

At Breydon water we took a sharp turn into the Yare and eyed up the expansive moorings at Berney Arms Mill. Past it’s days of glory, the pub is rundown and shut. Few stop there although the mill is lovely and it is a wild and natural place popular with walkers. We wanted to practice our mooring technique here, and it couldn’t have been easier. I had devised my own rope plan carefully and expected it to be more difficult, so it was a pleasant surprise that it all happened so smoothly! Zeeshan hides under the sofa when the engine goes on, (still traumatised by a huge bow wave on the sea journey) only emerging with a stretch once we are safely berthed. He looks out from the doorway and hops out with no qualms to explore the banks for small creatures.

The ferret

You meet interesting people when you travel like this. Along came a wild looking man with his wild child and a ferret to say hello. Clearly local river dwellers who recognise their own. A friendly welcome with a touch of local history thrown in. The ferret was too much for Zeeshan who had never met such a precocious creature before. When we moved further on we got chatting to a couple walking along who were enthralled with Hoogtij and our lifestyle, so much so we gave them a guided tour and encouraged them to follow their dreams.

Zeeshan stepping out…

Onward, firing up the engine and taking off the ropes we continued, heading past Reedham. We had the Reedham bridge to pass and knew our height should be fine. Passing under the bridge, people sitting outside The Ship watch and stare at you with interest. We were quite the spectacle so gave them all a royal wave. We sailed through busy Reedham full of hire boats, smile and wave, smile and wave. Appreciative looks for our beautiful ship, make all the hard work worthwhile. We finally get to have some fun on the water!

Our destination, the Reedham Ferry Inn moorings had but one boat sitting on it! Plenty of space for our big lady, woop woop! The mooring is shabby and broken in places but usable so we have no trouble sidling up gently and coming to a stop. The ropes go on easily and I hop off to adjust and fine tune the lines for our overnight stay. It is silent there except for the gentle sounds of the chain ferry pulling from one side of the river to the other. After a cloudy start the sun comes out as we step off the boat elated at our first day. Friends from Essex join us and after relaxation on deck in our new surroundings we head for the pub!

Reedham Ferry Inn

The first thing I notice when we go place to place is the quality of the light, such a subtle thing but so different everywhere, how it falls inside the boat. We wake to the mooing of cows. Zeeshan seems content and as excited as us to get outside and enjoy the scenery. For our second day we must go back the way we came and return to our home mooring. A quick trip this time but the feeling of wanting to go further is there…

Our wild cat hunting

Setting off for the return journey we turned the boat from the mooring using the tide once more to our advantage. We decided to experiment on the way back, feeling much more confident with ourselves and Hoogtij. Past Reedham and up the Yare we thought we would try a full turn in the river by Polkey Mill. The river was wide enough we thought, nothing was coming in either direction so Phil started to swing the lady about. I was keeping an eye on the stern which is a long way from the helm for Phil to see. We do have a camera there too which is a help. Our mistake was that the tide was low so the river somewhat more shallow. The turn was not quite central in the river and the stern swung too close to the shallows of the river bank…… Grounded! The fast outgoing tide wasn’t helping and combined with the shallow water we decided to abort that manoeuvre. We learn more from mistakes than anything else, so it was important for us to learn this lesson.

The next experiment was an attempt at mooring with tide behind us. You’re not supposed to do it, it’s incredibly difficult, we knew all that but wanted to know what it felt like for ourselves. We were by Berney Arms mill, plenty of space if it all went wrong, thought we would have a play… So Phil guided the lady in as slowly as he could and I was prepared with a bow rope ready to throw. Curiously Hoogtij just followed the mooring at a strange angle. The thing about this place is that the mooring curves around a bend, it isn’t straight at all. We gave up the game after a while. The tide clearly was moving Hoogtij around the bend, making it impossible to nose towards the mooring enough to land a line without hitting it hard. Well it was fun trying!

Onward back to base! At Breydon water we saw cormorants hanging their wings out to dry. Flocks of geese on the mud flats making a cacophony of sound. Why is it that any return journey seems shorter than when you set out? The river is lined with swishing reeds and the outline of forest as we wind our way home.

The final challenge is to moor up perfectly in our precise position on the pontoon. Phil is slow and careful on the helm whilst I kick out the fenders, take to the bow with my first rope and watch the approach. Always be calm, never rush and wait for the right post to throw over, I tell myself. I threw the rope, catching the post, looped it around my cleat, fed the rope loosely, watching the stern come in, wait for it… tie off, stroll down to the next rope, secure and move on to the next until my 4 ropes are on and the lady is still. Phil emerged and questioned my judgement on our final position, nudge her forward then, I say!

Engine off! We’re back from pretending to be pirates of the Broads! We felt so happy with Hoogtij and ourselves, and couldn’t wait for our next longer jaunt on the river….

Wind & Tide

Before taking your ship out for a spin….

These are two great masters in nature so powerful that no boat can ignore, wind and tide. Even one of the most gigantic container ships on earth, the Ever Given fell foul of master wind!

Wind – you could be forgiven for assuming that power could overcome something as simple as wind, until that day not long ago. The news was splashed everywhere that this gigantic ship was blown aground , blocking the Suez Canal, stopping the flow of goods around the world that most of us take for granted. The Ever Given is 400m (1,312ft) long, and was carrying 18,300 containers of stuff for the world. It took 6 days for the salvage operation to get it afloat and moving again!

Every floating thing from the smallest kayak to this monster of transportation is at the mercy of the wind. We feel it too when taking Hoogtij out for a cruise. We consider the wind before even choosing to untie the ropes. Out on the calm rivers of Norfolk, you feel that force of nature on the steering, compensate for it as you guide the steering wheel. Every manoeuvre can be sabotaged by those gusts of air. We might be trying to moor up and a strong wind could blow you off the mooring, making it doubly difficult to get your 37 tons into position. So, if you are clever, you always try to have the wind working in your favour, if you choose to go out in any wind at all!

Tide – This movement of water is controlled by the moon and sun. Our orbiting moon almost magnetically pulls the earths water to create low and high tides twice a day. Sometimes the effect is more pronounced creating ‘springs’ and when less so ‘neaps’. This gravitational pull has everything on the water moving unless you are tied up. I stopped typing for a moment to look outside, and sure enough it is one of the highest tides I have seen in Norfolk so far. The water is only a few centimetres from flooding the pontoon, and still coming in! I have my yellow wellies to hand so I’m not too worried. Hoogtij is much slower travelling against the tide and faster going with it. If going with the tide, a boat cannot stop moving so we would never try to moor up unless you are going against the flow of water to slow you down. We either have to calculate for mooring at destinations going in one direction or know that the river is wide enough to turn around to face into the tide to stop. Tide is a force that has to be respected and understood.

From Hoogtij’s stern deck we have watched helplessly as hire boats approach the St Olaves bridge, which is often too low for them, unable to reverse as the tide is behind them. They flounder, lose control and the boat turns sideways and before they know it the tide has pushed them into the bridge. Crunches ensue as windscreens are torn off and shattered and sometimes they are forced under the bridge or just end up wedged for hours dying of embarrassment.

So with wind and tide in mind and having a large heavy steel ship amid delicate plastic Tupperware we took our old girl out for a spin on our new waters. Just us, Hoogtij and Zeeshan Khan for the first time. We planned our trip from a Wednesday morning however it just wasn’t meant to be… rest assured dear reader that these early trips taking your floating home on a voyage are terrifying. Our first challenge was to turn Hoogtij around 180 degrees as we are mostly unable to pass under the bridge ahead of us. We had been used to a vast wide river for 8 years not one that looks barely wide enough for us and with a beautiful classic Dutch Tjalk on the opposite side that we didn’t want to bump into! We had been out once already on the river with friends and that time used the tide to turn ourselves around but it was running too fast and wanting to re-moor the opposite way round we couldn’t stop Hoogtij crushing a mooring post. That trauma being in the back of our minds, we wanted to be extra careful with this particular trick. The timing was wrong for turning so we delayed a day, besides our stomachs were in knots and our brains were going into overdrive calculating how Hoogtij would turn and on which rope, tied how and where. Fresh the morning after and determined we were going to get the hang of this, we did it! We swung Hoogtij round from the stern perfectly using the tide, and set off up the river, triumphant, heart pounding, ready for adventure!

The tide has now flooded the pontoon by several centimetres and still has a couple of hours to carry on rising! We are surrounded by rising waters!

Time Rich

Feeling relaxed….

We have arrived in our own paradise. Dragonflies zoom through the air and disappear into the swishing reeds. Little birds sing unseen amongst the trees beside our mooring. I have spread my yoga mat on the pontoon and begin sun salutations in the early morning sunshine. In the dappled shade of the trees I listen to all the sounds around me as I stretch. I have never felt so time rich as I am now…

I have such a feeling of freedom, not having any plans or any work ahead of me in the days, weeks or months ahead. Most of us are ruled by the clock, as we wake and every day is regimented with responsibilities and duties. I have always worked, from the age of 16. I have never known more than the feeling of a weekend or a holiday, away from my time belonging to someone else. Now all my time is my own and I can luxuriate in time. I am a millionaire in minutes, I have more than most people can dream of.

So relaxed…

Zeeshan jumps off the boat and flops down on my yoga mat just where I need to put my leg down. He rolls around with joyful abandon at the natural paradise he finds himself in. He never had grass or trees in his life up till now!

Phil now has time after the heavy work of boat projects, to devote to photography. He took these stunning photos I’m showing off on this post. We are both creative and desire to make beautiful things.

Historic Dutch barge on the other side of the river.

It is exciting to be at a point in time where we can be open to opportunity. We all need purpose, and having left a great career, I want a new focus. Coming soon is River Scent, an aromatic holistic venture. I have the name and the logo, the rest is coalescing in my mind right now… as I have plenty of time to think. What will I bring to the world next?

Part 3. Heading Inland…

The final cruise inland through Great Yarmouth to our new home mooring.

We are on the approach to Great Yarmouth. We have been trying since passing Lowestoft to ring the Harbour master and inform him of our arrival. No answer, for the tenth time. The VHF radio is on but no sound is coming out of it. There could be big ships entering or leaving the harbour and there is Yarmouth Haven Bridge and Breydon Bridge to get under if the tide isn’t too high already. Skipper Johan isn’t at all disturbed, he’s just enjoying himself. Phil and I are just a little tense…

Suddenly as we sight the entrance and the port traffic lights, the radio comes to life. Our radio hasn’t seen real action since 8 years ago, we are all a bit doubtful as to whether it really is working alright. I try to call Yarmouth Radio, the reply with a Norfolk accent over VHF isn’t easy to decipher! Skipper see’s we have green for go, so in we go! There is some sharp turning into the harbour and the Harbour master is heard on the radio saying “There’s a little leisure boat poodleing through now…”. We wave at him and the other gongoozlers high up above us on the harbour wall.

Oil rig fuel ships

We are passing some big ships now, thankfully all berthed and not on the move. Ahead we just have two bridges to pass and we are praying that our good speed up the coast has saved us from having to spend the night on the quay waiting for low tide to get under the first which is the lowest of the two.

As we get closer to it, we are all searching for a bridge gauge to tell us the height. It doesn’t show itself until we are quite close and it is covered in mud so you can’t read it! We have to estimate that it would have shown a little more than 3m so we should just make it having an air draft of 3m but Phil would have been more comfortable with a bit more height. We approach very slowly and Phil gets on top of the cabin to get a good eye level view.

Will we make it???

‘Clang’ goes the aerial! Thankfully the only part to suffer as we pass under the bridge. Phew, the relief on Phil’s face as we pass through to the other side and under the next bridge onto Breydon Water!

A relieved Phil

A wide expanse of water is ahead with tall markers denoting the channel. A cruiser waves and toots at us in welcome, I hoot our loud horn in return. There are Egyptian geese on a sandbank to one side and cormorants waving their wings to dry. We’ve made it, we’re in Norfolk!

Me looking happy!

We are only 1 hour away from our destination! Cows on the bank and a growing background of reeds swishing in the breeze. We see old windmills and herons flying low. It feels like paradise.

River Waveney approaching St Olaves

St Olaves comes into sight and our home mooring approaches! We have made it! Hoogtij has arrived!

View of Hoogtij on her home mooring!

Part 2. Adventure here we come…

The story from the beginning, while we cruise up the coast…

So this is it, the beginning of our adventure…

It is 9am and we have been cruising for four hours since sunrise. The sun is playing across the rug and footstool as I write. The engine is purring away and the sea is calm and empty on a bright summers day. Zeeshan Khan – ship cat is fast asleep as we pass Walton-on-the-Nase. I calmed down quite a bit once we got going, my attention and excitement being drawn to sunbathing sleepy seals on sandbanks at the mouth of the Crouch.

One of many buoys to guide us…

Today is not the start of the story, that started some ten years ago. As we cruise up the coast, I’ll tell you everything from the beginning…

It all began when wildly in love, my now husband Phil and I wrote down all our dreams for the future together on a white board in our kitchen. We were renting in Southend-on-sea, a stunning open plan converted church. We had a lot of fun there, however gradually the surrounding intrusions from arguing neighbours, drunk teens and the constant sirens in the urban jungle began to grate… Living in France became our fantasy after many holidays in the South. So, let’s live on a boat and cruise through France!

Zeeshan Khan taking over charting duties…

I am a firm believer in making dreams come true, of making them real, of directing your own path in life. However, it does take determination, perseverance and guts to do it.

We began by researching everything we could about living on a boat, barges, moorings… We joined the DBA – The Barge Association, a fountain of knowledge and advice. One day I surprised Phil with a weekend away on a hotel barge ‘Baglady’ on the Thames. Sitting on the front deck, we decided that we could make this happen, now, not in years to come. Through the DBA we contacted a Dutchman who ‘found’ barges for people in the Netherlands. To us, it became an obvious choice to look where barges were plentiful and cheaper than in the U.K.

Hoogtij is rocking gently side to side as she steams through the shiny clear waters of the East coast.

We thought it might take several visits to the Netherlands to find our perfect floating home, it didn’t. We fell in love with Hoogtij, the first boat we were shown! She wasn’t a barge at all, but a converted launch boat built in Germany 1936 . She was a Hamburger Barkas with beautiful curvy lines, stolen by the Dutch after the Second World War. She was used as a troop carrier in the Dutch Navy until 1984. Her first owner then converted her into a live aboard ship filled with beautiful carpentry. The first moment we stepped aboard, we felt at home. There was a warmth, an imprint of the affection of previous owners and the ships history radiated from every original detail. You cannot describe to someone who lives in a house, the relationship you develop with a boat you live on. Every boat has a character, a personality, and old boats even more so. They will frustrate and anger you, yet you can feel such love and pride in them.

So began a tense time of purchasing Hoogtij, the survey, the boatyard and bringing her back to the U.K. Everything complicated by a foreign language, foreign country and our naivety. Nothing was easy, but the best things in life aren’t. To this day we celebrate the 11th June, the day we signed the contract that passed Hoogtij to our care…

We are just over a third of the way up the coast towards Great Yarmouth and about to cross a busy shipping lane at Harwich. what I thought was a town in the distance turned out to be huge container ship!

Container ship whose path we must cross!
Another monster!

Just ahead we spy Sealand, a micro-nation on an off shore platform built by the British during World War 2. The decommissioned Roughs Tower was used as a pirate radio station base before being seized by Paddy Roy Bates in 1967 and declared a sovereign state in its own right.

Sealand!

Before we moved onto the boat I was beginning to feel frustrated by our casual use of resources in normal life. I felt as a society we had lost the fundamental skills of self-sufficiency and our relationship with nature. Living on a boat has given us much more respect for fresh water, fuel, waste, electricity and a closer understanding of nature.

It is midday now, having just survived two large bow waves from the container ships we passed. We held on tight as Hoogtij rolled dramatically. The cat is now sea-sick, has thrown up and hidden under the sofa in the hope that his world will feel more normal under there.

With the aid of a skipper we got Hoogtij through the Netherlands, Belgium and across the channel to our residential berth at Essex Marina on the River Crouch. We were so naive to what we had let ourselves in for! Phil was left in the Netherlands for several weeks preparing the ship for the sea crossing whilst I returned homeless to the U.K after a weeks annual leave (The time I thought it would take to bring back our ship!) I didn’t want to miss the sea passage so I took the Eurostar to Belgium to rejoin Phil and skipper for 16 hours of sea and sky.

The first 4 hours we had thick fog (we had no horn) and a Beaufont scale of 4 which meant we rocked and rolled, pounding up and down on the waves! It was an experience like no other yet we made it home in one piece! Hoogtij handled it beautifully with her Kromhout 6 cylinder heart beating steadily away! (Todays journey is much more peaceful).

At the helm…

There followed 8 years of work on her many aging and failing systems. We were both working full-time in our jobs and looking after family. It takes focused determination to make a dream come true. There were many times when everything was going wrong at once and the enormity of the work involved threatened to break us.

We didn’t buy Hoogtij only to live on, we chose her for the dimensions and ability to cruise the canals of France. The final part of the dream was to cruise with her. Working full-time I felt disjointed from my life on our little ship. It felt wrong to keep her tied up in a marina growing seaweed on her bottom. We did take her out for occasional cruises on the Crouch and Roach, which was challenging due to the strong tides and winds. There was constant maintenance and little by little improvements. At times the work needed was overwhelming, exhausting, always expensive. Many people just don’t make it this far, but we were both passionate and devoted to Hoogtij. We know intimately every inch of her hull, having sanded, ground and painted her ourselves, even sandblasting in 2020.

8 hours in and we are making excellent progress over the sparkly water, just passing Aldeburgh, following a lonely yacht ahead of us. We sight to our starboard the silhouette of a Lowestoft sailing trawler – the Excelsior.

The Excelsior

Brexit tragically shattered our plans to reach France with Hoogtij. When your boat is your only home, it would be out of the question to leave it every 3 months. We can still hope that one day there will be a more conducive arrangement that enables a longer visa without substantial cost and complication. For now we head for new adventures on the beautiful Norfolk Broads.

Slowly all the obstacles and responsibilities that held us back from cruising with our little ship fell away. Finally we realised that it was time to take the plunge, Phil, Zee, Hoogtij and I , do it now or never do it at all! So I left my 19 year career in the NHS and Phil retired from his 40 year career in gardening. Time for a change, time to dance with the unknown.

It is 2.20pm and we are passing Southwold. Hoogtij is touching 10 knots, the tide running with us. It really is a glorious day for going to sea…

Part 1. We are off to sea….

The start of our sea adventure…

It is 4am and the last 2 hours I have been tossing and turning in bed imagining the worst case scenarios for going to sea. Are we doing the right thing? Are we mad?

Adventure isn’t easy, it’s scary and that’s what makes it a real adventure. You have to face the unknown and let go of fear…

We are taking our little ship and home Hoogtij from Essex Marina on the river Crouch to St Olaves, on the Norfolk Broads. It is a new beginning and a new adventure. We have to head east out to sea, turn north and travel up the coast, then west and into Great Yarmouth. It might sound easy to a sailor, but it’s a daunting prospect to me. Hoogtij is my home, everything I own, and the last great journey was a long time ago…